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Old Mar 30, 2008, 08:41 PM // 20:41   #161
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The English Blade
15-22 (5 Req)
+15%
+30 health
Holy Damage

Appearance as a Crystalline Sword

Forum Spear
same stats as a
Firey Destroyer Spear of Trollslaying
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Old Mar 30, 2008, 08:56 PM // 20:56   #162
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The Dunkanator
16AL r7 command
-5 damage while under the effects of chats or shouts
+100hp while under the effects of chats or shouts
Increase Chants and shout duration by 100%

Magmas shield skin
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Old Mar 31, 2008, 01:04 AM // 01:04   #163
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umm green poop?
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Old Mar 31, 2008, 01:07 AM // 01:07   #164
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I wouldn't drop any green infact...because it wouldn't be me dropping...It'd be YOU!!!
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Old Mar 31, 2008, 01:22 AM // 01:22   #165
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Nerf Bat!!!

stats

18-35 ( req 9 hammer)
+1000% damage when health is >0
Causes all of targets skills to be useless on hit!
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Old Mar 31, 2008, 01:31 AM // 01:31   #166
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Quote:
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Nerf Bat!!!

stats

18-35 ( req 9 hammer)
+1000% damage when health is >0
Causes all of targets skills to be useless on hit!
OK, WE HAVE A THREAD WINNER , and possibly post of the year.
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Old Mar 31, 2008, 01:35 AM // 01:35   #167
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The General's Defence

Skin: Tower Shield
Armor: 16 (Requires 9 Strength)
Received physical damage -2 (while in a Stance)
Received physical damage -2 (while Enchanted)


Why? Because I actually have a shield with these stats (although mine is a req 8), and it is one of my favorite oddities in my collection, as you can't recreate it under the inscription system.
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Old Mar 31, 2008, 01:41 AM // 01:41   #168
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The Roflmao for Ursan
req 0 of no attribute
1337-1337 typeless damage
+1337 hp
+1337 health regen
+1337 energy
dmg +1337% > 0% hp
+1337 armor
energy regen -1
energy gained on hit +1337
Kills ursan QQers upon targeting (including teammates)
If under Ursan Blessing, hit all foes adjacent, nearby, and in ear-shot


begin the trolling!
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Old Mar 31, 2008, 01:52 AM // 01:52   #169
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Porlest's Penetrator
15-22 slashing damage.
+20% ^ 50
+10% while hexed (if health is more than 400)
+10% while in stance (if health is more than 200)
+30
Cannot be customized.
Makes the sword skill Penetration Poke active.

Penetration Poke 10en 1/2 cast 4r
Does +15..20..25 damage 1...3..5 times. Heals 30..60..90 health per hit if hexed. Gain 3...6..9 energy per hit if in stance.
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Old Mar 31, 2008, 02:04 AM // 02:04   #170
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Hide of Steel

Armor: 16(Strength)
+30 Hit points
+200 Hit points versus foes that taunt you with expletives
Received damage -1(while in a stance)
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Old Mar 31, 2008, 02:08 AM // 02:08   #171
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http://gw.gamewikis.org/wiki/Tain%27s_Corruption
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Old Mar 31, 2008, 02:12 AM // 02:12   #172
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Zerg Rush
Req 16 (Main Attribute)
50% chance to destroy everything in front of you (when using a skill)
50% chance of dying (when using a skill)
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Old Mar 31, 2008, 02:14 AM // 02:14   #173
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Quote:
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The Gmaster's Blade
+ 1 to an Evil Force
DIABLO2 HERO EDITOR!!!!
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Old Mar 31, 2008, 02:29 AM // 02:29   #174
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Zealous' Fervent Shankers of Zeal.

Stabbing Dmg: 7-17 (Requires 9 Dagger Mastery)
Damage +15%(While Health is above 50%)
Energy gain on hit: 1
Energy regeneration: -1
Additional +1 Energy gain on hit (Chance: 25%)
Dagger Mastery +1(Chance: 10%)
Energy gain on Critical +1(Chance: 10%)
Damage +20%
Both Hands
Customized for Zealous Slasher


...what?
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Old Mar 31, 2008, 02:30 AM // 02:30   #175
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Whisper's Spoon of superior rubberbanding
or Morrigans Wand of error 7
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Old Mar 31, 2008, 03:06 AM // 03:06   #176
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The George Foreman Grill
req 9 Strength
16 armor
+1 Strength (non-stacking)
20% duration reduction on all conditions
hexes expire 10% faster.
+30 HP

The champ!
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Old Mar 31, 2008, 03:32 AM // 03:32   #177
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Paris's Whip
Energy + 10
19-28 Armor Ignoring Damage (Req 9 Energy Storage)
All characters opposite of your gender cannot target you
Health +30
Energy +5 (While health is above 50%)
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Old Mar 31, 2008, 03:36 AM // 03:36   #178
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The Machine Gun (Hornbow)
Damage +50% (while using attack skills)
Damage -50% (while not using attack skills)
Life Stealing +5
Health regeneration -1
Energy Gain on hit +1
Energy regeneration -1
All Bow Attacks recharge 50% faster


The Symbol of Fear
Armor: 16(Requires 7 Command)
If any party members gain an armor boost due to the effects of a skill, you gain 100% of that armor.
All shouts recharge 50% faster.
Health -60


The Corrupted Chalice of HAX
Click to deal 1337 damage to target foe. For each time damage is dealt, an additional click is needed to deal the next packet of damage. This item cannot be used in PvP. This item has unlimited uses.

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Old Mar 31, 2008, 03:38 AM // 03:38   #179
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I'd drop a raven's staff just to laugh at them.

seriously...

Vengence of Numbers
Energy +15
11-22 Holy Damage (Req 10 Protection Prayers)
Energy +5
Half skill casting time (20%)
Half skill recharge time (20%)
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Old Mar 31, 2008, 03:40 AM // 03:40   #180
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Quote:
Originally Posted by yum
Yum's haxor stick.

Wintergreen Axe skin
1337 damage: 1-1 (req 17 swordmanship)
+30 hp
+5e
Whenever you enter a stance all foe within earshot enter the same stance.

That would own on a Prot Monk who runs Frenzied Defence! >.>

(just imagine 250 damage Rodgorts per Ele... talk about clean spike.)
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